les aigle ne vole pas avec les pigeons.

May 25

push-pause:

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carry-on-my-jingle-butt: thewaywardswagabond: iamtonysexual: Also Can we all just take a second to appreciate this opening paragraph on my paper earlier this semester about my experience here at Tumblr omg I wanna know how you continued from “one of the last place one would expect to have someone come up behind them and whisper, “How often do you masturbate.” That is probably the best goddamn hook I have ever read. POST THE REST I AM HOOKED

carry-on-my-jingle-butt:

thewaywardswagabond:

iamtonysexual:

Also
Can we all just take a second to appreciate this opening paragraph on my paper earlier this semester about my experience here at Tumblr omg

I wanna know how you continued from “one of the last place one would expect to have someone come up behind them and whisper, “How often do you masturbate.”

That is probably the best goddamn hook I have ever read.

POST THE REST I AM HOOKED

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supremesince98: LMFAO

supremesince98:

LMFAO

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May 10

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Apr 18

uglyrenaissancebabies: I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly I don’t think you’re ready for this ‘Cause my booty’s too Bubblicious for ya, babe (submitted by britishmiraclediet)

uglyrenaissancebabies:

I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly

I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly

I don’t think you’re ready for this

‘Cause my booty’s too Bubblicious for ya, babe

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prettycolors: Pretty Colors is back! Submit your own now!

prettycolors:

Pretty Colors is back! Submit your own now!

Apr 11

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Apr 10

bluesey: looooooooool

bluesey:

looooooooool

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